
 
Once again, my father (Rabbi Wayne Allen) and I have joined forces to    bring you the Passover Dirty Dozen List.  We collaborate on this    project because keeping kosher for Passover presents us with two    different kinds of challenges:  Halachic (matters of Jewish law) and    nutritional.  Many of the kosher for Passover products on the    supermarket shelves are convenient but are usually not particularly    healthy.  While some consumers realize this, many are still unaware of    just how unhealthy these products can be.  I recognize that time is a    huge factor and not everyone wants to make everything from scratch.  My    message is simply to make yourself more aware of what's inside of  these   products and try to minimize your use of packaged/processed  foods,  over  Passover and year-round.
Our 2014 list includes foods that are extremely unhealthy, totally    unnecessary or just downright silly! Some of these may make you   cringe,  some might make you laugh out loud…but hopefully none of these   will end  up in your shopping cart. 
Here is our Dirty Dozen list for 2014:
1. Mac & Cheeze:

I    definitely laughed out loud when I spotted this gem on the shelf.    Fake  "mac": noodles made of various starches and egg powder.  Fake   "Cheeze":  artificial flavour and turmeric for colour.  That's right…no   actual  cheese, which is likely the reason they had to spell it with a   "Z".  Of  course, no Passover product would be complete without the use   of  cottonseed oil (see number 4).  The 620mg of sodium per 1 cup   serving it  quite impressive too.  But where they really get you here,   is the giant  box that it comes in.  You would assume you could get a   good number of  servings out of it, or at least be able to feed a family   of 6 for  dinner.  Yet the box contains only 2 small servings of 1 cup    each…cooked!  This is false advertising and likely done to take up  more   shelf space and mislead you into thinking you are getting a good   value.   Packaging a product in such a way so to suggest the contents   will yield  an amount far greater than what it will actually be borders   on fraud.   The codes of Jewish law rule explicitly that animal   intestines, for  example, must not be inflated to make them look   larger.  Deceptive  packaging can be construed as violation of this law.
 
2. Fruit Slices - Jelly Mini:

These brightly coloured  candies which are covered in sugar don't    exactly scream out "healthy",  but my issue is how can they get away    with calling these "fruit slices"?  Do they want people to believe there    is some fruit involved?  In fact,  not one bit of fruit can be found   in  these "fruit slices".  The first  ingredient is sugar and it   contains a  variety of artificial flavours and  colours including   FD&C yellow  #5, FD&C yellow #6, Red #40 and  FD&C Blue #1.    Artificial food  dyes have been linked to a number of  health concerns   including  hyperactivity and other behavioural issues in  children,   migraines and  cancer.  Why don't you just pour some sugar into  your   mouth and call it  a day.
 
3. Mini Mandlin:

Here    we have a classic example of a  Passover food that has transitioned     into an everyday food, available  all year round in every  supermarket's    kosher aisle.  These artificially  coloured yellow  crunchy bits are    typically added to chicken soup at the  table.   Consider this: a chef    takes pride in seasoning their food to   perfection.  Adding something    like this to your bowl may be  interpreted  as insulting to the chef.     Poor etiquette, if you will.   I understand  that some people simply   enjoy  adding a bit of crunch  to their soup, but  why not use the eight   days of  Passover as an  opportunity for a "soup  nut" detox and perhaps   it will  carry over to  the rest of the year.   So  unless you are   nutritionally  deficient  in yellow dye #5, this product  should not make   its way into  your  cart.
 
4. "100% PURE" Oil of Cottonseed:

Cotton    is considered to  be one of the world's "dirtiest" crops due to the    heavy use of  pesticides.  Since cotton is technically not a food crop,    many chemical  pesticides can be sprayed, which would otherwise not  be   allowed.  These  pesticides are concentrated in the seeds and then  they   are turned into  oil for our consumption.  The oil is also  extracted,   refined, bleached  and deodorized using harsh chemicals  processes.  You   can certainly  choose another oil for your Passover  cooking needs, but   if you buy any  packaged Passover food, cottonseed  oil is difficult to   avoid.   Cottonseed oil has become the oil of  choice for Passover   products.   Although the oil comes from seeds  which are kitniyot   (meaning small and  grain-like and may be confused  with grains that can   become chametz), the  oil is permitted since  derivatives from inedible   seeds are   rabbinically allowed.   A better  choice would be extra   virgin olive oil,  which as long as it bears a  year-round kosher   certification, it would  not require special Kosher  for Passover   certification.
 
5. Passover Bagels:

If    a product is Gebrokt, it  means it is made with matzah meal to which    water was added.  Some Jews  avoid eating these foods during Passover    for fear of it turning into  chametz.  Thankfully, they can relax and    enjoy a nice potato bagel! But  seriously - we have 357 days of the  year   to eat bagels - you can't go  eight days without one? While the  idea  of  bagels on Passover just  doesn't seem right to me, the  cottonseed  oil  and/or shortening, 11g of  fat and 500mg sodium per  bagel seems  even  more outrageous.
6. Toasted Coconut Marshmallows:

With    ingredients like sugar, glucose and fish gelatin, it is not    surprising  to learn that marshmallows do not exist in nature. The    kashrut of  marshmallows is contingent on the ingredients used in its    manufacture.   The principal ingredient in marshmallow is gelatin, a    product that is  typically derived from the bones, hides and skins of    animals through a  process of the hydrolytic conversion of collagen, the    fibrous protein  constituent of bones and connective tissue.  The    gelatinous matter that  is the hallmark of kosher marshmallows will    instead derive from fish  or plants. Coconut covered marshmallows have    always been a popular  Passover treat, second only to the Passover    macaroon, perhaps.  What  confuses me about this bag of fluff is the    claim of being fat free (per  serving) clearly indicated on the front of    the package, while if you  check the nutritional panel on the back,  it   actually contains 2.5g of  fat per serving.  I think they also  should   have chosen a better slogan.  "Healthy body, healthy spirit" is  not   exactly what I have in mind when  I think of marshmallows.
7. Parve Kishke:

Nothing says delicious like  imitation cow intestines!  Author    Leo Rosten correctly notes that kishke  is made according to the cook’s    ancestry, palate, spices, and  patience.  My great grandmother would    make a filling of matzah meal,  schmaltz, kosher salt, pepper, and  sweet   paprika and painstakingly stuff  it into a casing of cow  intestine.    The stuffed “derma” would first be  boiled in water and  then browned in   the oven.  The result was a crispy  yet chewy skin and  a starchy,   flavourful middle.   Slices of kishke  could always be  added to   cholent.  It is a quintessential Jewish comfort  food.   Kishke was a   treat because it was so labour intensive, therefore  only  served for   special occasions.  From a health perspective, this   imitation kishke is   a double whammy.  The use of partially  hydrogenated  cotton seed oil   gives you a delicious serving of trans  fat with a side  of pesticide   residue.  According to my great  grandmother, love is  expressed through   food.  To her, the best way to  express her love was by  spending hours   in the kitchen.  Making food  that everyone enjoyed and  watching them   take pleasure in eating it  was what made her happy.  You  may be able to   reproduce the kishke  taste with a bunch of chemicals  (although I'm   sure many kishke  enthusiasts would argue this), but you  can't reproduce   the  experience.
8. Chrayonnaise:

Chrain    is the Yiddish word  for prepared horseradish.  Its root – pardon the    pun - goes back to the  twelfth century or earlier.  The sharpness of    the horseradish is usually  tempered by an addition of beet juice,    giving it a red-ish purple  colour.  For Jews of Eastern European    background, chrain is the  condiment of choice for gefilte fish, a    traditional Passover food.   Enter the newest fusion condiment:    Chrayonnaise.  It's pretty much how  it sounds - a mixture of    horseradish and mayonnaise.  As with most  Passover mayo, you will get    your dose of cottonseed oil (first  ingredient) along with sugar and    preservatives to "protect flavour".   But don't forget the beets.  While    this product does contain actual  beets, apparently they were not red    enough, because the manufacturer  felt the need to add some FD&C   Red  #40.  Why do we really need this  product?  To schmear on our   passover  bagels, of course.
 
9. Matzo Ball Soup - "Ready to Serve":

If you are thinking  that someone's bubbie made a nice big pot of    matzo ball soup and ladled  it into a jar for you to enjoy in a    convenient, "ready to serve" way -  think again!  Typically, matzo ball    soup involves a chicken soup base,  but you will not find any chicken   in  the list of ingredients on this  jar.  This is a parve soup, so in   an  attempt to match the colour and  flavour of chicken soup, MSG,  sugar  and  our old friend yellow dye #5 are  thrown in.  At almost  1000mg of   sodium per ONE CUP serving, you are  looking at nearly half  of your   recommended daily intake in just one  small bowl of soup.
 
10. Ma Puree - "100% natural mashed potatoes":

The box  highlights "100% natural" with an image of a whole    potato.  Granted, the  box does contain potato flakes as its sole    ingredient, but we all know  that potatoes don't grow in boxes.  Just    boil some potatoes and mash  them - it's quite easy to do.  Potatoes are    fairly inexpensive and taste  much better than the instant  varieties.    Although this may be a time  saver, to me this is just  another example   of how the Kosher for Passover  industry wants us to  spend more money  on  foods that are completely  unnecessary.
 
11. Blueberry Muffin Mix:

Can you spot the difference  between these two boxes of blueberry    muffin mix?  If you look closely,  you will see that one is made with    real blueberries and the other is  made with artificial blueberries.     Hmmm…which one would you choose?  First of all, I find it quite odd  that   they need to offer this as an  option.  Is there a new wave of    blueberry allergies that I need to be  aware of? Let's do a little    comparison.  The box with the artificial  blueberries contains similar    ingredients as the one with real  blueberries, including shortening  made   of partially hydrogenated  cottonseed oil (trans fat), but the    imitation version also contains  blueberry flavoured bits (alginate,    propylene glycol, potassium sorbate,  artificial flavours and colours).     Yet even the box with real  blueberries isn't quite so simple.  Its    "blueberries" consist of: wild  blueberries, sugar and cottonseed oil.     These "blueberries" do not  contain artificial flavours like the    imitation ones do, but not to worry  - they threw some of that into the    the rest of the muffin mix anyway.
 
12. Bulk Baby Fingers - "Try me in a bowl of milk"!:

We     just couldn't resist adding this to our list.  What exactly are  "baby    fingers" and why do we need them in BULK??  Don't get me wrong  when  my   kids were babies, their fingers were quite delicious.  But  dipping  them   in a bowl of milk is going a bit too far.
Our Advice:
Focus on eating REAL food.  If it comes in a box - leave it on the    shelf!  Of course, there will be a some exceptions for essentials like    matzah. Just try to stick to whole grain varieties to avoid  constipation   ;-)
 
Have a healthy and kosher Passover!
For a selection of healthy, Passover-friendly recipes, check out The Organic Kosher Cookbook - Holiday Edition: PDF version is now available for download!
 


Rabbi Wayne Allen is a recognized authority on Jewish law. www.rabbiwayneallen.ca

Aviva Allen is a Kids' Nutritionist and author of The Organic Kosher Cookbook.  www.avivaallen.com